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wereallylovekardashians:

Keeping up with the Kardashians-Season 7

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Your car is Japanese. Your Vodka is Russian. Your pizza is Italian. Your kebab is Turkish. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Brazilian. Your movies are American. Your Beers are German. Your shirt is Indian. Your oil is Saudi Arabian. Your electronics are Chinese. Your numbers -Arabic, your letters -Latin. And you complain that your neighbor is an immigrant? Reblog if you’re against racism.

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hotdamncarlospena:

now i’m standing in the kitchen 

carvin’ up the chicken for dinner 

minding my own business

and in storms my husband wilbur in a jealous rage

“you been doin’ the milkman,” he says

he was crazy and he kept screamin’, ”you been doin’ the milkman!”

and then he ran into my knife

he ran into my knife ten times

 

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peetababy:

waiting for the pizza guy to come is kind of like this moment

but worse because it’s like this

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